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COMPLEXGEOMETRIES

Clayton Evans is a fucking genius. Not only is he the zen master, a brilliant designer, he’s also a super nice guy. He laughs at my bad jokes, which itself is a bad joke, and taught me some mind-altering secrets of the fashion industry… like, if it’s not expensive as fuck rich people won’t buy it.

Working with him and his wacky team of sketchy babies for a few months taught me that you can fuck everything up and still be bigger than sushi. He washes items AFTER they’re sewn, stretches and wrinkles everything on purpose, shoves it in a plastic bag with a handmade tag on a safety pin, and charges $80 for an oversized cotton crop top – and fashionistas from Montreal to Hong Kong can’t get enough of it! His business grew over %300 in two years! Complexgeometries brings the term “trashbag” to a whole new level.

HUGE Respect.

Author: Petra

doof doof scavenger! Nothing excites her more than repetitive sounds like those of a sewing machine… except maybe garbage day. Uses the sewing machine her mom made her baby clothes with and refuses to read manuals. Likes to stitch rip for hours in 40 degree humidity and always has a pot of tea on the counter.

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